"Just because the customer is always right, doesn't mean he's not stupid" - Patrick Walsh, after dealing with a particularly difficult customer.
"Lord, I thank you for this time that we can gather here as women" - Dave Shirley, while praying to bless the time of women's fellowship
"When someone murders his mother, it's usually the sign of an evil personality. I mean, you don't just go around murdering your mother!" - Jeremy Kirby, speaking of Nero
"I flipping hate glitter" - Nic Lazz, enough said
"Sweet coffee for bitter people" - Christian Vatran, speaking of the difficulty of pleasing coffee drinkers
"Inga-Lill and I are going on our own outreach...to Paris..." - David Guzik, while explaining why he was not going on any of the student outreaches
"Nic, please don't brand the children" - Stephanie Amersek, a simple request
"If God doesn't destroy Amsterdam, He needs to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah" - Nick Long
"I think public speaking should be an extreme sport"- Ricky Ponce
"I know it's time to go home because I just blinked and one of my eyelids turned inside out"- Michael Rossi, 3:57 Monday afternoon
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